I want my money back, you think I'm playing?

IT'S A SATURDAY NIGHT

I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY ROOM

I KNOW I'M STUPID

BUT YOU CHARGED ME £15 TO OPEN MY FLIPPING DOOR?!?!

1. It's a Saturday night.

2. I'm spending it alone, in my room, watching +TravieWilliams  +TravieBASED  new vlog (bout time). 

3. I walk out my room to get some MILK which I RARELY DRINK and FORGET TO TAKE MY DOOR OFF THE LATCH.

4. I have to knock for my friend to escort me to reception because we need ID to get in. Before we walked up there, I tried to call their 'call out team' phone number which just rings and rings and rings!!! 

5. ...What is the purpose of your job? To answer the phone, answer it!

6. So I walk up to reception (THANK GOD I'M DRESSED APPROPRIATELY TODAY)
Sitting there chilling is security, I explain my situation and he turns around and asks me for my ID...
 

DID YOU NOT HEAR ME JUST EXPLAIN MYSELF?

WHAT PART OF I... AM.... LOCKED..... OUT..... OF...... MY..... ROOM DID YOU NOT GET?!?

I'm standing there in house clothes with my friend who has HER ID in HER HAND. 

1+1 = 2

Sum the situation up 

Students don't walk around with their ID in their hands at home..

FACT

8. So after this idiot comes to terms with the fact I have NOTHING of value on me, we walk back to my flat.

9. He opens the door and then tells me he needs my ID and he's charging me £15 for opening my door as in I have contacted the 'Call Out Team'.

.. .. .. ...... ... .. ... .. 

ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?

IT TOOK YOU LESS THAN A MINUTE

ONE SINGLE MINUTE TO WALK TO MY FLAT AND OPEN MY DOOR

THAT WASN'T EVEN AN OFFICIAL CALL OUT!

YOU WERE SITTING IN RECEPTION 

The fact I am spending my evening alone, in my room, watching crap TV isn't enough for you to feel sorry for me? But you know what COOL! I don't mind because I locked myself out, it is what it is. 

What made it worse was when he turned around and said:

HIS EXACT WORDS:

 "If you waited till the morning it would have been free"

The time is 9pm and reception doesn't open til 8am,.. Where the HELL am I suppose to go? 

Are you going to put me up in hotel? Are you gonna give me a replica of my phone to keep myself entertained while I 'waited til the morning?'

He needed a slap. He was in need of  a slap. I'm not even joking.

If you didn't want to move you should have given me the key and I would of done it my damn self. 

Now I'm paying £15 coz you mean as...

Bruh, why are you so needy?

There are 2 people in my life who need to just make an exit.
Ones a guy, ones a girl and they are both just love to harass my life.

The Guy

This dude thinks he's my boyfriend. Seriously were just friends and he gets all protective, and insecure if I'm hanging out with my other friends which are also guys! I have 5 male friends including him, they don't all know each other, but THIS guy thinks that if I'm spending time with them were doing things couples would do.

It's like playing 21 questions, but it's one sided because I feel like I'm under attack. What you doing? I bet your doing things.. He tries to turn these questions and stupid remarks into jokes, using emojis and I'm just like woah, hold on;

1) Were not going out, therefore you don't need to be questioning my life
2) Why you trying to make me sound like some sort of hussie?
3) Why does it matter to you if I have male friends or not, even if we were in a relationship I'm still going to be hanging out with these people
3) Just stop talking to me

But the thing that gets me with him is, he knows I'm mad and then the next day he'll message me and be like Morning :) ..
...
......

Don't Message Me Like Were Cool and I've Forgotten Your Crayness

He has some serious insecurity issues and I swear to God I'm on the verge of just cutting him off, like just leave me alone, I'M STUDYING FOR MY DEGREE I DON'T NEED THIS ISSH.

The Girl 

Now this girl is just plain rude and clingy. She's one of those people you just regret being nice too and makes you wish never even had a conversation, EVER.

She will you text asking questions for help and stuff but not turn up for lectures. Like this girl doesn't be even bother to get up in the morning to attend lectures, but has the cheek to text me and be like "Can you help me", " Can you send me your work/notes".

What makes you think I should help you, it's your education your studying for not mine. Girl please, ninja pleaseeeee. 

To make it worse though I'm not even lying, she will text you, you will text her back and she has the nerve, the AUDACITY to not reply. Never does this girl reply with a thanks, thank you, ok, fullstop, nothing just plain ol' nothing.

Clearly she thinks I'm her lap dog or some form of a slave to her, so in order to correct her thinking I no longer reply to her texts. This girl has the cheek to come in the next day and be like "So I sent you a text and you didn't reply"...

Oh what so because I didn't reply it's an issue? Listen here tweedle dumb:

I'M STUDYING THE SAME DEGREE AS YOU, I DONT NEED THIS ISSH EITHER.

Girl Bye

I'm seeing my first client on my own :D

Guys, it feels so long since I've spoken to you!

But it doesn't matter because your girl has officially secured her own client! Woop Woop

I have been training and finally I have been allocated a client :D

OMG the clients life is in my hands...
I could ruin their life in 0.2 seconds.... Please pray for me!

But on the other hand I got my braces tightened and my mouth feels like someone is constantly yanking out my teeth. The pain is unreal and I feel like just ripping them off myself. 
Seriously the amount of time I spend contemplating whether I should remove my braces is unreal.

Other than that I just be chillin', praying for a flat night in. Pass the wine wooo

Where Is My Head At?

It's just been one of those days where I'm just lost!

I just found out I have an essay due in 2 weeks and it's just not registering in mind.

I'm just flustered and have no sense of direction.

I keep rewriting plans, and trying to simplify everything but it's getting me nowhere, its a constant cycle of nothing.

WHY CAN'T SOMEONE DO THE WORK FOR ME 

Music isn't helping, I'm trying to talk to people but its only a temporary fix. What happens when my friends have gone to bed, and my music has stopped? My mental torture is just going to continue.

This is pressure, and stress and craziness all in one.

Someone pass the courvoisier, coz this ninja needs to jump 

One day I will slap this girl and feel NO type of way

So let me give you a little history lesson... 
From 2013 til present,

I be chilling in my lectures and all I can hear is "YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP".

For a second I honestly had to check my phone to see if my music was still playing but no, it's the worlds most loud mouthed girl chatting away to her and her 'followers'.

Every single lecture we have they just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk, I honestly don't know what else they have left to talk about because everytime I see them they are talking!

Don't you ever get tired of talking? 

To add to this constant pain both of my lecturers just let it happen -_- They actually watch them talk,  then talk over them and continue what they have to say.... It feels like some mean girls ish and I can't deal. 

Like I honestly sit there thinking to myself, weren't all four of you taught in primary school to not speak when the teacher is talking. I know that makes me sound like a goody two shoes but C'MON thats just plain rude, have some manners. 

At this moment in time I don't care about your dog, or your kid, or that you went through a rough patch with your man, or where your mum works, or your job, or where your going on holiday, or about how far away you parked your car, or when your going to bleach your hair. 

I DO NOT CARE

As of right now I don't even care for your lives 

But your all probably wondering why I want to slap up this girl. Well this girl thinks shes it, she thinks because she was a teen mum, and has a child she knows everything, like shes the oracle of life or something. 

I have been listening to this girl go on and on and on for a year and, it's just built up unnecessary stress in my life.

So on this beautiful day, we were talking about our placements and whaddya know, were at the same organisation but working in different departments. My placement is the organisation as hers but mine has a different name and it has the word 'Project' in it. Please people remember the keyword; 'Project'. 

So in a line, one by one we were sharing which organisation we were working for and this is how it all went down:

Me: "I'm with .... Project

The Lecturer:  "oh ok Amber you and this girl are at similar places, thats useful"

Next thing I hear is

The girl: "NO HERS IS A PROJECT". 

The Lecturer:"Ok but its the same thing"

The girl:"NO BUT HERS IS A PROJECT"

The Lecturer: "Ok moving on"

My face: 

I don't know if you guys have the same feelings but it was definitely one of those, 'You had to be there moments'. I was in shock, I just stared at her, like you know when your so in shock you just don't know what to say. It was just so catty and childish like she was trying to undermine my placement which is the SAME AS HERS!!!

After the whole thing this girl decided she wanted to strike again. We were basically being told they are changing our degree's name, and for it to be changed for our year we all needed to sign it. If one of us doesnt sign to have the name of the course changed, then the name will be remain how it is. 

So at first I was all for it and then all I hear is "I  DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS WE ARE CHANGING THIS NAME BLAH BLAH BLAH". I was honestly just sitting there thinking who does this heffa think she is. 

I just wanted to slap her so hard to the point where my hand gets a tingling sensation from the force put into her face. 

But it's one of those times where I have to wait for the perfect moment to shame her, because if I went all types of crazy on her it would look like I'm the bully and she's the victim and she ain't gon play that role. So I be waiting!

Plus my lecturers already think I've got attitude and she's their favourite, so all in good time.

How To Get My Curvacious Heatless Curls

This is the first time I have ever worn my hair with curls EVER, and I have to say I am very much impressed with myself for actually being able to do this, and make it look guurrd!

So if you've read my previous blogs I've probably mentioned my hair needs a perm somewhere, and it still does, so I think this is the perfect hairstyle for when your hair is thick. 

So in order to get this fab hairstyle I used NO HEAT, NO CURLERS, NO NOTHING, well except bobby pins but that's it!!

I sectioned my hair into 5 parts and on each part of my hair I smothered it in coconut hair milk until it was extremely moist and TIGHTLY rolled the end of my hair around my fingers and then into my head and pinned it down with bobby pins.

Tip: I used coconut hair milk because this is my regular daily moisturiser and it isn't heavy or sticky on my hair. You can substitute this for you daily hair lotion/oil.

I repeated that step for the rest of my hair and then tied it down with a headscarf to keep it neat and intact and then I fell asleep for about 2-3 hours.

Tip: The reason as to why I smothered my hair in coconut hair milk is because the headscarf is going to suck up all the moisture in my hair. So when I take off my headscarf my hair is going to be perfectly hydrated and look as natural as possible.

So an hour before I was suppose to start getting ready to go out I apprehensively took out a section of my hair to see if I was going to like the outcome. When I unpinned my hair it was seriously curly, like if you pulled my hair all the way down and let go it would spring back up and reform the curl. I wasn't too sure if I was going to like this look, but I had no choice but to continue, so I bobby pinned it back up and tied my hair down.

The time had come to do my hair and when I took out all the pins, and brushed my hair through with my fingers I looked like a crazy woman, so I used my wide tooth comb to gently comb through my hair so the curls weren't lost and this was the outcome.

To complete my look I took a small section from each side of my head and bobby pinned it down to the middle section of the back of my head and arranged the curls until I liked it.

The Chic Halloween Outfit and the RANT

Hey Dreamers,

So here is my chic outfit for Halloween:

So these are my cheeky purchases I bought during the student discount night on freshers week woop woop.

I am wearing a black sleeveless bodycon dress from HM underneath River Island's Dark Purple Textured Skater Skirt, with matte black tights.

My outfit is then covered by a black Waterfall Leather Cardigan which is also from River Island.

I believe my rings and necklace are all from HM which I wore with simple gold studs.

To complete my outfit I teamed it with these Chunky Chelsea Boots and Gold Watch both from River Island.










The Rant:

So we all know it was Halloween last night and boy was it  a crazy night. Four of us went out, and neither of us had ever been to this club before. Anyway long story short I was told during my lecture that if I'm going to this club I should get there early because of the queue. Told the people I was going out with. Their response was "oh no no no lets leave later blah blah blah". By that time I was pissed and was like you know what cool, watch and see. So we leave later and the queue was HORRENDOUS!! WE QUEUED FOR 1 HOUR AND A FLIPPING HALF!!! I was so mad, the worst thing was the line for the queue jump had over 100 people I'm not even lying. So we just watched all these people roll on by, passing us into in the club. AND THEN after an HOUR AND A HALF we got in and Oh My God it was so hot, like I was constantly sweating it was disgusting all my nice curls were limp and lifeless. All my hard work was gone - no one there to appreciate it :(

Actually I'm lying I got hit on 4 times and my flatmate thought I looked beautiful so it wasn't that bad :)